Episode 15: Living in a simulation

Dog Days of Summer Update from listener Marco– From National Geographic.com “For many, the “dog days,” evoke those summer days that are so devastatingly hot that even dogs would lie around on the asphalt, panting. But originally, the phrase had nothing to do with dogs, or even with the lazy days of summer. Instead, the dog days refer to Sirius, the brightest star in the constellation Canis Major, which means “big dog” in Latin and is said to represent one of Orion’s hunting dogs.

Bargain Bin:

Feather looks like the coziest.

Jay’s Picks:
Spiritfarer – $9.89 (67% off $29.99)
Feather – $3.89 (61% off $9.99)

Em’s Picks:
Negative Nancy – $5.99 (60% off of $14.99lowest price ever)
City Bus Driving Simulator – $4.19 (70% off $13.99 – matches previous low)

What we’re playing this week:

Jay:
Into the Breach***
Dragon Caffi
Mario Kart (new courses available)

Frogs are having a big moment right now.

Em:
Time on Frog Island
Pokémon Go
Watching Dougie play Stray

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Be a cat and do what cats do in Stray.

Reality TV Picks of the Week:
Below Deck Down Under (Bravo)
The Unxplained (with William Shatner) (Netflix)

Taking the world’s most questionable field trip to Aokigahara (The UnXplained).

Episode 15: Living in a Simulation:
Simulation games (life is a simulation and time is a construct)

Powerwashin’ away my problems.

Powerwashing Simulator
Goat Simulator 
Rock Simulator
Street Cleaning Simulator
Cultist Simulator

Outta my way, it’s hot fat bear summer.

Bear Simulator 
I am bread
Sim City
Untitled Goose Game
Theme Park/Roller Coaster Tycoon
The Sims/Sims 4

Diamonds are a sims best friend.



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Episode 14! We’re on a boat!

Bargain Bin:

You can pet (and feed!) that dog in Summer in Mara.

Jay’s Picks:
Dragon Caffi – $8.70 (70% off $29.99 -lowest price ever)
Into the Breach – $10.04 (33% off $14.99)

Em’s Picks:
Don’t Sink – $4.99 (50% off of $9.99 – lowest price ever)
Summer in Mara – $9.99 (60% off $24.99 – matches previous low)

What we’re playing this week:
Jay:
Stardew Valley
Lake

Everybody’s working as a mailman for the weekend.

Em:
Pokemon Go
Moonglow Bay
Lake
Pokemon Brilliant Diamond

Reality TV Picks of the Week:
Below Deck (Bravo) – 9 seasons
Below Deck, Below Deck Mediterranean, Below Deck Down Under, Below Deck Sailing Yacht

I’ve got the work ethic of someone on the brink of retirement.

Episode 14! Taking it to the water!

Jay’s picks:

The video game water in Sea of Thieves.

Sea of Thieves
Animal Crossing New Horizons/New Leaf


Em’s Picks:

Fishing in Moonglow Bay with Waffles the Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever.

Summer in Mara
Don’t Sink
Norco
Spiritfarer
Moonglow Bay

It happens to the best of us (Don’t Sink).

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Episode 13! We’re on Vacation!!!

Ahhhh, vacation. (Castaway Paradise)

Bargain Bin:

Jay’s Picks:
Lego Worlds – $5.99 (80% off 29.99 – matches previous low)
Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: Complete Edition – $10.49 (65% off 29.99 – matches previous low)

Oops. My bad. As a tycoon, I hope I have insurance and lawyers.

Em’s Picks:
Castaway Paradise – $2.99 (85% off 19.99 – lowest price ever)
Speed Dating for Ghosts – $2.09 (70% off 6.99 – matches previous low)

Only the best for my dates (Speed Dating for Ghosts)

What we’re playing this week:

Be a little fox in The First Tree.

Jay:
The First Tree
Chicory: A Colorful Tale

Em:
Pokemon GO!
Lumbearjack
Lake

(sigh) I want to be a mailman in the PNW in 1984, too. (Lake)


Reality TV of the week:

Married at First Sight (premiered July 6th/Lifetime): SEASON 15?!
The Floor is Lava (2 seasons/Netflix)

I want to sink to the bottom (of this off-putting orange game show lava) with you.

Explore.org Katmai Bear Cams (Brooks Falls – Alaska)
The Brown Bear Cams (and don’t worry, you can watch highlights!)
The Wiki

🏖Vacation Gaming Guide by Em and Jay:

Just over here trying to play outside with my Gameboy.

🕹👾Video games:
Jackbox (Drawful, Quiplash, Trivia Murder Party, Blather Round, Devils and the Details, Push the Button, Joke Boat, Split the Room, Fibbage)
Family Feud
Tetris on the Gameboy
Nintendo64 bolted to a wall
Pokemon on the Gameboy

🎲♟Board and Card:
Monikers
BANG!
Telestrations
Play 9
Business Walrus
Carcassonne

The Business Walrus is a demanding creature.

Miscellaneous:
Dance Dance Revolution

✉️ MAILBAG:
Pete from NY wrote to us about his love for his Ice Blue Gameboy, Pokemon Red, and disdain for being fooled into buying a Rollercoaster Tycoon knock-off for the PC on vacation. Thank you for being far out, Pete!

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Episode 12! A BEARY Special Episode

Hunting for bargains… or campground hot dogs.

Bargain Bin (or should I say beargin bin!):

Jay’s Picks:
Chicory- A Colorful Tale – $13.99 (30% off – lowest price ever)
Lego Builder’s Journey – $9.99 (50% off – lowest price ever)

Painting and helping adorable animals? Count me in! (Chicory: A Colorful Tale)

Em’s Picks:
Epic Dumpster Bear 2: He Who Bears Wins – $2.49 (50% off 4.99 – matches previous low)
Kentucky Route Zero: TV Edition – $14.99 (40% off 24.99 – matches previous low)

Down with the man #beargoblinmode

What we’re playing this week:

Someone needs to teach Peach how to write invitations.

Jay:
Stardew Valley
Retro Gaming- Paper Mario

Em:
Kentucky Route Zero
Lumbearjack
Kuukiyomi (Consider it) – Japanese Game of Reading the Situation

He’s a bear! He’s a lumberjack! He’s #gorpcore!


Reality TV of the week:

King of Brooks River and of our hearts, 480 Otis (who has returned to the falls!)

Explore.org Katmai Bear Cams (Brooks Falls – Alaska)

Bears to watch: 747, OTIS, Holly (with or without cubs), Grazer, Walker, Chunk, Backpack, Popeye, 503

The Brown Bear Cams (and don’t worry, you can watch highlights!)
The Wiki

Hot Fat Bear Summer!

The most anticipated thing of Summer 2022!! (Besides the Katmai Bear Cams)

Games that Feature Bears:
Bear and Breakfast (release date 7/28!!)
Lumbearjack
Little Bear Chef
Cozy Grove
Astro Bears
Epic Dumpster Bear (wii u)/Epic Dumpster Bear 2

Little Bear Chef (TBA)

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Episode 11! Special Birthday Episode!

Bargain Bin:

One of two chances to be an old man this week in the bargain bin. (Old Man’s Journey).

Jay’s Picks:
Golf Club Wasteland – $2.99 (70% off $9.99)
Arise: A Simple Story – $9.99 (50% off $19.99)
Tiny Metal – $7.49 (50% off $14.99)

Em’s Picks:
Wingspan – $11.79 (41% off of $19.99)
My Time At Portia – $7.49 (75% off $29.99 – matches previous low)
Old Man’s Journey – $1.99 (80% off $9.99)

What we’re playing this week:

Jay:
Stardew Valley
Garden Story
Uncharted 2

Stalk squirrels (and other things) in Nuts.

Em:
Kentucky Route Zero
Nuts: A Surveillance Mystery
Negative Nancy

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Say “No” or nothing as Nancy in Negative Nancy. Cathartic.
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Hang out with a dog in a hat and get your Lynch fix in Kentucky Route Zero.

Reality TV Picks of the Week:
Old Enough! (Netflix)
Baggage (GSN)
You Live in What? (HGTV)

You Live in What?
😦 (Baggage)

Episode 11! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Games that reward you for playing on your birthday:

It’s nice to feel loved and respected by your friends and neighbors.

Games that reward you for playing on your birthday: Animal Crossing, Pokemon (X&Y and beyond), Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons, The Legendary Starfy

Starfy and co. on your birthday in The Legendary Starfy.

Other games that acknowledge your birthday: Metal Gear Solid, Death Stranding, Tomodachi Life, Kirby: Squeak Squad, Wii Fit, Final Fantasy, Fire Emblem, FIFA, Gran Turismo 5, Genshin Impact.

Overcooked has a birthday party skin, and there is a sandbox game called Happy Birthdays!

Delicious birthday curry (Sword/Shield)


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Episode 10!!! Double Digits Baybee!

Bargain Bin:

More like SKA tape. (Ska’s not dead).

Jay’s Picks:
Inside – $1.99 (90% off $19.99 – matches previous low)
Gibbon: Beyond the Trees – $10.04 (33% off $14.99 – lowest price ever)
Card Shark – $16.99 (15% off $19.99 – lowest price ever, releases June 2)

Em’s Picks:
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 + 2 – $32.99 (18% off of $39.99)
Donut County (hurl me into a dumpster)– $3.79 (71% off $12.99 – matches previous low)
Jackbox Party Pack 7 – $19.49 each (35% off $29.99, also Jackbox Party Pack 5 $17.99)

What we’re playing this week:

Jay:
Stardew Valley
Shady Side of Me
Garden Story

Garden Story: adorable combat.

Em:
Stardew Valley
Pokemon Brilliant Diamond

Reality TV Picks of the Week:
Britain’s Best Home Cook (I know I said chef, we all make mistakes sometimes)
The Circle (finale 5/25)
Is It Cake?

Episode 10! Check in and games we are (still) excited about:

Jay’s picks:

This Lego Luke Skywalker (deluxe edition figurine) drinking seemingly expired milk.

Kirby and the Forgotten Land (released March 25, 2022)
Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga (April 5, 2022)
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel (Spring 2023)

Em’s Picks:

Alexa: play Eventually by Tame Impala

Bear and Breakfast (2022)
Lake (out on multiple platforms, tbd for Nintendo Switch)
Little Witch in the Woods (out on multiple platforms, pushed back 2023 for Nintendo Switch)

Aspirational.

Games to look forward to:
Em:
Time on Frog Island (Now pushed to 7/15 from 5/27 – I can’t win here)
Snacko (TBA 2022)
Mineko’s Night Market (TBA 2022)
Coral Island (TBA 2022)
Puffpals: Island Skies (2023)
Haunted Chocolatier (???)
Yokai Inn (???)
Boyfriend Dungeon DLC (???)

Jay:
Advance Wars 1 + 2: Reboot Camp (TBD)
Cuphead DLC (June 30, 2022)
Splatoon 3 (September 9, 2022)

Also: Grow-a-frog: as adult frogs they need bigger aquarium tanks, not the tiny plastic box.


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Episode 9! Stardew Valley

Bargain Bin:

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion: A fear of many millennials until April 15.

Jay’s Picks:
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion – $7.49 (50% off of $14.99, lowest price ever!)
Captain Tsubasa: Rise of New Champions – $14.99 (75% off of $59.99, matches previous low)
Journey of the Broken Circle – $1.99 (75% off of $8.00, matches previous low)

Em’s Picks:
Truberbrook – $7.49 (75% off of 29.99)
Wide Ocean Big Jacket – $1.99 (75% off of 7.99)
Summer Paws – $2.49 (50% off of 4.99)

What we’re playing this week:

Jay:
Stardew Valley
Shady Part of Me (Not a cozy game about a tree, FYI)
Kirby and the Forgotten Land100%!!! (airhorn noises muffled by mouthful mode)

(Welcome to Elk) I said similar things to my teachers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Em:
Stardew Valley
Welcome to Elk
Sam and Max Save the World

Reality TV Picks of the Week
Old Enough!
The Circle
The Great British Baking Challenge

Nadiya getting a coveted Paul Hollywood handshake on the most wholesome show of all time, The Great British Bake Off.

Stardew Valley for the Newly Minted Farmer:

Welcome to Stardew Valley!!

Tips and Tricks from your friends (Em and Jay):

– Use the wiki when needed

– Townie cutscenes – what you say matters and has positive/negative consequences to your relationship

– Go to your inventory to pause the game

– Time moves in increments of ten “minutes” (7 seconds in real time for each ten minute interval) – there is no end, so you have all the time to do whatever (fish, garbage cans, date the whole town. Am I in purgatory?)

– The tree button in inventory will show you what you need in the community center, the button underneath “organizes” your inventory, “add to existing stack” combines like items from your bag to your chest inventory

– Be aware of your energy/health and the time (start making your way back to the farm at 1 am, 12 if you are far away)

– You don’t need to find a life partner (or date all of pelican town immediately – you have time to do that later), but going to festivals or events ensures that you talk to everyone on a given day. If you do well/win at the seasonal event, you’ll also gain popularity points with everyone

– Upgrade your tools when you can (but you will be without them while Clint upgrades them)

– Look for the “worm” spots – seeds, artifacts, clay, books for the library

– Check the calendar in the town for birthdays – give townies their most loved gifts

– Practice fishing as much as you can, it will get easier (your fishing bar will increase with skill)

– Keep a few of every item in a chest

– Pet your pet every day! ❤️

– Don’t rush things, this game lasts as long as you want it to

– Upgrade backpack ASAP at Pierre’s General Store

– Don’t be afraid to go to bed earlier or eat

– Get in the habit of watching tv everyday (Livin’ off the Land, Welwick, Weather, Fortune)

– Build chests (50 wood) as soon as possible

– Joja is evil and if you like Joja, you are evil

– Go right and up and then loop around for the egg festival (suck it Abigail!)

– Purple Pig (hippo?) Cart is clutch

– When you are ready: sprinklers, sprinklers, sprinklers (quality and up)

– Complete those bundles in the community center

– More advanced- Greenhouse! (This should be your goal in the community center as a new farmer)

Pig? Hippo? Great hat, regardless.
Linus, a friend who shares your interests (digging through garbage cans to the dismay of Pelican Townies)

Fun fact! if you have a horse, he can sell ice cream to you at the ice cream stand, no matter the season. Your horse can also wear a hat. 🐴🍦

Catch episode 9 on Spotify or 🍏 Podcasts for all of our beginner Stardew Valley tips and tricks!


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Episode 6! Puzzles?! Puzzles!!

Bargain Bin:

I really don’t have that much to spend.

Jay’s Picks:
Down in Bermuda – $1.99 (90% off $19.99) (matches previous low)
Here Be Dragons – $5.39 (70% off $17.99) (matches previous low)
Inside – $2.99 (85% off $19.99)

Em’s Picks (everything is a puzzle AND $1.99!!!):
Agent A: A Puzzle in Disguise – $1.99 (90% off of $19.99)
The Wardrobe: Even Better Edition – $1.99 (90% off $19.99)
Tardy – $1.99 (80% off 9.99)

What we’re playing this week:

Jay:
Tunic
… just Tunic.

So cute

Em:
Heardle
Stardew Valley
Peasant’s Quest (Also, Emo Game may be defunct but here is a soundtrack of songs featured from Spotify)
Norco

Your robot companion (family member?), Million, in Norco.

Time for puzzles!!
Jay’s brief history: 2300 BC: labyrinth drawings were popular around the world, particularly in Ancient Greece and Egypt. These kinds of images hold religious and spiritual significance in ancient cultures. This has nothing to do with the movie labyrinth with David Bowie.

2250BC: The first tactile puzzle came some 500 years after the first labyrinth drawings, dating back to a whopping 2550-2250 BC. Appearing initially in the Indus Valley and Mohenjo-Daro, one of the first known human civilizations – there appeared dexterity puzzle of sorts, similar to the famous “Pigs in the Clover” puzzle. This seems the first physical manifestation of the labyrinths popular in Ancient Greece and Egypt. They had indoor plumbing and puzzles, so count me in.

Jay’s Picks:

Baba Is You

Carto
Donut County
Baba is You
Return of the Obra Dinn
Captain Toad Treasure Tracker

Em’s Picks:

Pat the Alligator from Later Alligator. Highly anxious, would love this podcast.

Carto
Donut County
1010!
From Alike Studio: Love You to Bits & Bring You Home
Later Alligator
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective (on iOS with in app purchases, but also on the Nintendo DS)
Silent Age

Hurl me into a dumpster.


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Episode 4! Who Run the World?

Happy Women’s History Month!

Bargain Bin:

Jay’s Picks:
Far: Lone Sails (80% off) – $2.99 (reg. $14.99)
Pan Pan (60% off) – $2.00 (reg. $5.00)
The First Tree (80% off) – $1.99 (reg. $9.99) (lowest price, matches previous low)

Em’s Picks:
Overboard! (40% off) – $8.99 (reg. 14.99) (lowest price ever!)
Turmoil (80% off) – $2.99 (reg. $14.99) (lowest price, matches previous low)
Castaway Paradise (75% off) – $4.99 (reg. $19.99)

Currently playing (March 2022!)

Wait!! I see someone standing in a forest…
Or am I mistaken? Perhaps that’s just an oddly-shaped tree…?

Jay
Cozy Grove
The Gunk (But where does the gunk go?)
Metroid Dread (not cozy, but strong female protagonist!)

Em
Cozy Grove (mobile! Bear ghosts on the go!)
Neopets, always
Unforeseen Incidents
What I am NOT playing: Elden Ring (least cozy game of all time)

Our favorite female protagonists in video games:

Jay

Lara Croft
Chun-Li
Samus Aran

Samus Aran (Metroid)
Chun-Li (Street Fighter)
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

Em

Kathy Rain
The Blackwell Epiphany

Kathy Rain (Kathy Rain)
Ruth (Milkmaid of the Milky Way)
Rosangela Blackwell (Blackwell Series – 1. Legacy, 2. Unbound, 3. Convergence, 4. Deception, 5. Epiphany also mentioned Technobabylon from Wadjet Eye games)
Florence (Florence)

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